PUBLIC RECORDS / MOSTLY ACCURATE DOCUMENT 001

WHAT'S NEW.

The button keeps changing. Against everyone's advice, we're keeping notes.

A spoiler-light history of the improvements, oddities, and administrative concerns we've released so far. The secrets stay in the experiment.

FIRST RELEASE: V0.1.0NOW TESTING: V0.7.015 PUBLIC RELEASES
01 / MOST RECENT INCIDENT
LATEST RELEASEV0.7.0

The Penguin Department.

Someone has opened a government office inside the experiment. Nobody knows who authorized it.

The new Department of Button Oversight has staff, paperwork, and an alarming interest in the buttons. Details are classified as “probably fine.”

VISIT THE EXPERIMENT
Original illustration showing a penguin with a clipboard beside an official-looking Department of Button Oversight case form.
ORIGINAL RELEASE ILLUSTRATION / NOT A GAME SCREENSHOT
02 / THE OFFICIAL HISTORY

From the beginning.

Every shipped version, newest first. No future plans, no hidden endings, no accidental spoilers.

14 EARLIER RELEASES
V0.6.5RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Numerical Nonsense.

The click counter developed a very specific sense of humor.

Keep an eye on the numbers. Some totals have an unexpected reaction.

V0.6.4RELEASED · ARCHIVED

The Field Notes Department.

The experiment finally has a public history. Someone even labeled the paperwork.

A public, spoiler-light history now tracks every shipped update, beginning with the first button.

V0.6.3RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Reports Have Escaped.

Now the most suspicious moments can leave the browser as a short, shareable incident report.

A quick copy-and-share challenge gives friends a reason to run their own experiment.

V0.6.2RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Privacy, With Fewer Surprises.

A plain-language privacy notice and an optional analytics choice joined the game.

The experiment still works when visitors decline tracking.

V0.6.1RELEASED · ARCHIVED

A Measuring Tape for Chaos.

Behind-the-scenes preparation for learning how people interact with the experiment.

No new instructions were added to the button.

V0.6.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Button Society.

The buttons have begun forming opinions about one another.

Expect more personalities, alliances, and entirely unnecessary workplace tension.

V0.5.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Shape-Shifting Buttons.

The buttons discovered new outfits and an unreasonable interest in choreography.

Shapes, finishes, tiny accessories, and motion make the arena less predictable.

V0.4.3RELEASED · ARCHIVED

A More Visible Signature.

The Quirkport logo grew up without making the navigation bar any taller.

A small polish update for desktop and phone screens.

V0.4.2RELEASED · ARCHIVED

A Familiar Signature.

The experiment started showing its official Quirkport branding.

The approved logo comes from the shared brand library rather than a local copy.

V0.4.1RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Discovery Department.

The site became a little easier for search engines and shared links to understand.

Not all improvements are button-shaped.

V0.4.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Unexpected Visitors.

Some new visitors began showing up unannounced.

The experiment has apparently attracted a curious audience of its own.

V0.3.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

Button Personalities.

It turns out the buttons do not all have the same attitude.

Different personalities introduced new ways for the experiment to misbehave.

V0.2.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

The Great Escape.

The test arena's boundaries started behaving more like suggestions.

Buttons gained ambitions that extended beyond the box.

V0.1.0RELEASED · ARCHIVED

The Experiment Begins.

One suspicious button. Zero instructions. A questionable number of possible outcomes.

The first version of a game that probably should have stopped here.

Early releases were not accompanied by a preserved screenshot archive. Future entries will include a current screenshot or short preview when available. Exact historical release dates are not displayed where they weren't recorded.

END OF PUBLIC RECORD

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